There’s a new king in town, as thick as a brick
One for the people, especially the chicks
Half simian, but hardly a man
Walking ego with infantile hands
Dictator in a teacup, a total buffoon
He’ll drown you in tweets, each one more jejune
And all of his friends say:
Bow to the Cheeto King
Skin like an orange that’s always ashamed
A toy Mafioso who whines he’s defamed
Family crest is a Rhode Island red
His hair looks like someone pissed on his head
Dictator in a teacup, a total buffoon
He’ll drown you in tweets, each one more jejune
And all of his friends say:
Bow to the Cheeto King
Playground fascist with a combover wave
Publicity whore, a clown and a knave
A winner at losing, a hater of spics
A real pussy-grabber with a micro-sized prick
Dictator in a teacup, he kicks with the Klan
Half simian, but hardly a man
And all of the people say:
supported by 4 fans who also own “Bow to the Cheeto King”
Look man, I don't know what "scene" for what these days, but it's hard for me not to think that people on the west coast who play "underground rock" or whatever should just give Todd and his crew their wallets. I mean, they'll be empty wallets, but some of them will probably be pretty cool handmade wallets with weird shit in them and maybe Todd could build a shed or something out of them, or be like Everything is Terrible and just build a wallet rental store. I don't know...
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